FAQ

What? What's a statue of liberty yacht prom?

• Exactly what it sounds like. Prom. On a Yacht. Next to the Statue of Liberty.

Why?

• Why not? We used to do it. We could probably do it again. Come on, you know you want it.

Wont that be expensive?

• I don't know, probably? That's not really my department. Go ask the treasurer.

That's it? That's your whole thing? Prom on a yacht next to the statue of liberty?

• Yep. Is anyone else actually promising anything?

This is a joke, right?

• Does this look like a joke to you?

I'm a freshman/sophmore, how will this benefit me?

• I don't know and honestly I don't care. I don't know you, and I don't want to know you. Stop talking to me please.