What is there to say about Jude Vail? So many things. That he has the looks and characteristics of a small boy, perhaps. That he never shuts up, maybe. That you really wish he'd stop talking to you, because you don't want to be rude and tell him to leave you alone but honestly he's made it kind of weird talking about this Statue of Liberty Yacht Prom thing, like he keeps laughing but it's honestly not that funny, he's trying way too hard, and then he goes on about all those things on his webstie, like you know self awareness never absolves you of anything man, just don't do it, it's not that funny. Also he smells weird. Perhaps these all may be true.
But in all that he lacks, he makes up for in vision. When he gets his mind set on an idea, he makes sure to see it through to completion. Especially when that idea is a Statue of Liberty Yacht Prom. In truth, he's the only one who could ever get such a job done. No one else has the same dedication, the same ability, the same lack of anything else going on in their life that gives them the ability to focus solely on this goal. If you vote for him, he promises it'll happen. He means it. For real. On god.
When has he ever let you down?